I think Cascadian Dark is the better name.
Cascadian Dark. :)
Cascado-Noonian Black India Pale Dark Ale. Anything less is an insult. Also, I make mine with lager yeast.
How about crappy bitter dark ale thats not strong enough to be a baltic porter and to hoppy to be a US brown ale. You know its reached 'style status when AB makes the best commercial example....
I'll go with 'Created In New England Perfected In Cascadia Not So Pale Ale' or CINEPICNSPARolls off the tounge, 'Hey barkeep get me one of dem Sign-Pick-n-Spa's
hahaha Sign pickn spa. Thats pretty funny.